juliasegal:

robotindisguise:

Bear, lion and tiger are unlikely best friends who live together

One American animal shelter has got three friends it fondly refers to as “BLT.” The bear, lion and tiger were rescued when they were all about two months old eight years ago.

Let’s hope they never learn how powerful they are as a combined tri-force of awesome or we’re in trouble.

Lions, tigers and bears! OH MY!…

eastsealove:

jennyyyx:

xlostinstereo:

stellasays:

(via idothattoo)

General Larry Platt FTW!! xD

Lookin’ like a foo with yo pants on the ground!

juliasegal:

It’s dumb…but I did it.

I joined in -_-

(via juliasegal)

This made more sense to me than the bible o.o

eastsealove:

ellieeeboo:xopekyyy:jaylomboy:anabanana101:

January———-I kicked
February———I loved
March—————I karate chopped
April——————I licked
May——————I jumped on
June—————-I smelled
July——————I did the Macarena With
August————I had lunch with
September——I danced with
October———-I sang to
November——-I yelled at
December——-I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1———-a birdbath
2———-a monster
3———-a phone
4———-a fork
5———-a snowman
6———-a gangster
7———-my mobile phone
8———-my dog
9———-my best friends’ boyfriend
10———-my neighbour
11———-my science teacher
12———-a banana
13———-a fireman
14———-a stuffed animal
15———-a goat
16———-a pickle
17———-your mom
18———-a spoon
19———- a smurf
20———-a baseball bat
21———-a ninja
22———-Chuck Norris
23———-a noodle
24———-a squirrel
25———-a football player
26———-my sister
27———-my brother
28———-an iPod
29———-a surfer
30———-a homeless guy
31———-a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1————- In my car
2 ————- On your car
3 ————- In a hole
4 ————- Under your bed
5 ————- Riding a Motorcycle
6 ————- sliding down a hill
7 ————- in an elevator
8————— at the dinner table
9 ———— In line at the bank
0 ———— in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White————-because I’m cool like that
Black————-because that’s how I roll.
Pink—————-because I’m NOT crazy.
Red—————-because the voices told me to.
Blue—————-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green————-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple————-because I’m AWESOME!
Gray—————because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow————-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange————because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown————-because I can.
Other—————because I’m a Ninja!
None—————because I can’t control myself!

I can’t wait to see what you get stuck with!

I sang to an iPod in an elevator because I’m cool like that.

I kicked a monster riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
wtf..

I karate chopped a smurf riding a motorcycle because that’s how I roll. :P

I ran over a phone riding a motorcycle because I’m sexy & I do what I want. I find that really mean of me :o

I karate chopped a snowman on your car because that’s how I roll .__.

I sang to my dog sliding down a hill because the voices told me to.

eastsealove:

wootoshio:

yeboseyo:

(via damnathasm)

Only if it’s junho’s

#junhosbutt

O.O

juliasegal:

dreamsandschemes:thelos:giannas:

So apparently Lady Gaga was on Boiling Points in 2005? She looks so normal rocking the New York/New Jersey lazy girl look hahaha WEIRD

haha MTV does change u…

I actually saw a clip of this on the 40 greatest pranks, I didnt even know it was her until my mom pointed at her and said “look its Lady Gaga!”

juliasegal:

theycallmezulu:

You will always win with masturbation.

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eastsealove:

starstruckxz:am2pm:jaydia:chelseataan:markmejia:chrystals-river:

(via ally-son)

ROFL INTO A FREAKING RIVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA x]

Me & Hanan x]]