This just in!
The best new insult!!! “your such a monkey-butt” …it’s so stupid that it’s funny…
Men and airfreshener don't mix.
My mom got this airfreshener and it smells like men like seriously…it’s like soap and colonge ew…good thing it’s limited edition ^_______^
Well, my thanksgiving sucked! I was stuck at my friends house which is VERY boring…and then my whole family decides they wanna come over (I hate them) so pretty much…I was bored to tears, Then my stepdad goes and takes my cellphone away but thats okay because there isn’t shit else he can take from me… >:D
15 year old murderer!?
Ok, so i just now saw this on the news A 15 year old killed a 9 year old little girl stabbed and strangled her and put her in a shallow grave in the woods! When i saw this 15 year old girl’s pictures my first thought was “Whoa she’s pretty!” and my second was was “HEY! i take pictures like that!” and they were talking about how she acted and i was like...
juliasegal: migratingtaste: I think the real choice here is between Philip Glass’s Einstein on the Beach and a stupid Pepsi jingle. Also, who else forgot about the Pepsi Girl? I did… Coca-Cola. but if there is no coke..i’ll drink pepsi.. Has anyone else noticed that it’s always one or the other??! “can i have some sprite?” “how about some mist!” ...
Dont Tell Me What I Don’t Know Cause I Be Knowin’ I Aint Been On...– My Step-Grandma
Dear Samuel Craig Woodman and Julia Araya Lear Cameron Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this...
<_< >_> Well, i really have nothing to write about..so..i’ll just write recent things, #1!.I woke up at 3 o’ clock to day xDDD John kept me up all night so ha >: / and thats really it.. <_< >_>..oh and we got new windows…NOW it’s it.. Well…,BYE! (for now) >:DD
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